So I am considering going to the gym and beefing up a bit, get that beer gut down to a six or eight pack,tri-ceps,bi-ceps and all those other ceps. So as to keep you up to date I have decided to do the before - after thingy we see on infomercials unfortunately I dont have anyone to take pics of me....any volunteers?
Oh and I dont have money for gym membership so Virgin Active if you happen to stumble on my blog sponsor me and you will get free advertising on my blog.
Wednesday, January 31, 2007
Sunday, January 28, 2007
Understanding marketing
You see a fabulous girl/guy at a party. You approach them and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Direct Marketing.
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a fabulous girl/guy. You have one of your friends' approach them, point at you and say, "She's/He's fantastic in bed."
That's Advertising.
You see a fabulous girl/guy at a party. You approach them to get their telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Telemarketing.
You're at a party and see a fabulous girl/guy. You get up, straighten your clothes, walk up and pour them a drink. You open the door, pick up their bag after it drops, offer them a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Public Relations.
You're at a party and see a fabulous girl/guy. They walk up to you and say, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."
That's Brand Recognition.
That's Direct Marketing.
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a fabulous girl/guy. You have one of your friends' approach them, point at you and say, "She's/He's fantastic in bed."
That's Advertising.
You see a fabulous girl/guy at a party. You approach them to get their telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Telemarketing.
You're at a party and see a fabulous girl/guy. You get up, straighten your clothes, walk up and pour them a drink. You open the door, pick up their bag after it drops, offer them a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Public Relations.
You're at a party and see a fabulous girl/guy. They walk up to you and say, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."
That's Brand Recognition.
Saturday, January 20, 2007
moi
Ok so I took a couple of pics of maself and man I am never going to subject any camera to such torture again, lets face it Im just not photogenic.
Ohh by the way out of pure boredom how many of you readers would love to see me as nature intended.
Friday, January 19, 2007
Top 5 voicemails
(a). Hello, you've reached Kwaki and *****. We can't pick up the phone
right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. ***** likes
doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right... real slowly.
So leave a message, and when we're done.... brushing our teeth we'll get
back to you.
(b). Hi, this is Kwaki. If you are the phone company, I've already sent
the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my
financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are
my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have
plenty of money.
(c). Hi, I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like.
Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
(d). Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain
silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.
(e). (Sexy female voice with heavy panting).. Hi, you've reached
0822285619.
Kwaki is in... (sigh) Oh no, he's out... (aah) Yes, he's in again..(ooh)
No he's out... (aah) Why don't you just leave your name and number and
he'll call you as soon as he...cums.
right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. ***** likes
doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right... real slowly.
So leave a message, and when we're done.... brushing our teeth we'll get
back to you.
(b). Hi, this is Kwaki. If you are the phone company, I've already sent
the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my
financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are
my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have
plenty of money.
(c). Hi, I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like.
Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
(d). Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain
silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.
(e). (Sexy female voice with heavy panting).. Hi, you've reached
0822285619.
Kwaki is in... (sigh) Oh no, he's out... (aah) Yes, he's in again..(ooh)
No he's out... (aah) Why don't you just leave your name and number and
he'll call you as soon as he...cums.
Wednesday, January 17, 2007
Damn, I'm still alive
Sorry to dissapoint you guys but I am not dead yet. Its the New Year, ok maybe not that new considering its the last days of January but hey who cares.
Resolutions?????? OK people on an interactive note I need you guys to give me your resolutions and have you managed to keep them?
I remember making a resolution on the dawn of this year but honestly I was too drunk to remember it. Anyway post your comments its not that hard really, just point the cursor to comments click,write your comment.
Resolutions?????? OK people on an interactive note I need you guys to give me your resolutions and have you managed to keep them?
I remember making a resolution on the dawn of this year but honestly I was too drunk to remember it. Anyway post your comments its not that hard really, just point the cursor to comments click,write your comment.
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