LIFE

If you are interested in happy stories, trust me when I say that you would be better off reading something else. You would no doubt prefer one of those Blogs with motivational and inspirational messages because the blog you are about to read is not happy at all.But the bigger problem is that is also not very innovative, clever or particularly entertaining. In fact it is filled with one unfortunate, repetitive, derivative, repetitive, tedious and repetitive twist of fate after another.

Saturday, January 19, 2008

T-Shirt ideas

Ladies, stopping to read this t-shirt will increase the chances of me kissing you by 87%, removing it guarantees I will muff you.
Warning, women passing here may be subject to general inapropriete talk and vulgar comments about the size of their breasts and buttocks.
I can see you are thinking of it so why dont u just do it, my number is 0822285619.
I wrote this slowly for those of you who cant read fast.

And you thought the new year would change me.Today MBTV was holding auditions and I heard there were lots of women present, I wasnt there because I will be judging the screening process and I cant seem to be biased ... of course if u read this and you auditioned, it wont hurt your case to fuck me.(Just joking)