Life

The unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time and then what do you do at the end of it all? You die. Now what’s that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work you get a gold watch and a party on your first day.
You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for high school. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back and spend the last nine months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap. And then finally you finish off as an orgasm!!!